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man what in the fuck is this horoscope supposed to mean.

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so are all my apps going to behave like this now

youre a millenial?

name one industry you’ve killed

I really hate that steam won’t let you hide activity for specific games.

And I absolutely GPI老虎机全亚洲hate people on the forums/discussions who offer their hot gamer tips.

“Better get a second account” and completely invalidate the convenience of Steam.

“Better make your entire profile private” because there can’t possibly be a middle ground.

“Better grow a pair and not care what people thin-” fucking throw your shame in the trash can.

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GPI老虎机全亚洲A pupby slams open my door. It’s tumblr user verseno, here to say it like it is. 

Whether it be that visual novel you bought that, upon further research, was actually just cropped porn. That other visual novel you bought when you thought Steam would destroy such works from orbit and, hey, it was only a buck. The game you bought 7 years ago, and booted up to get your money’s worth. The gift of a bad horny game to torment friends haunts their stream activity. Or fucking Huniepop. 

“I-it’s a castlevania clone, excep-”

I am smited by the force of the public pressure. 

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette


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Might I also add

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GPI老虎机全亚洲May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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GPI老虎机全亚洲Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

GPI老虎机全亚洲I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

GPI老虎机全亚洲My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

GPI老虎机全亚洲Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

GPI老虎机全亚洲My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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Can haz snackytreat

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